Cheney meets with Satan

Well Cheney's' schedule was cleared to meet with that giant of the underworld, Satan, no not the hockey player, the prince of darkness himself. Well Satan threw out a few good suggestions on how to screw over the constiuency. However unfortunately he could not top the madness of Cheney and Bush. Satan told Dick that he really enjoyed the fact that Bush was trying to get the Jewish community all back to the promised land so that the apocalypse can start. Now some of Lucifers ideas were a little far fetched like send tainted water to the u.s. soldiers then charge the taxpayers a ton of money for the service, But Cheney bit and submitted it to Halliburton and they used it 3 weeks ago. (Lucifer has control of the whole space time continuum thing.) Satan told Cheney not to interfere with Darfour that was his gig, Cheney assured the fallen one that
he would not because no money was to be made at it, no matter what side was picked. Well later that day Satan visited with Lynne Cheney they gossiped about Britney Spears, Brad and Angelina, and Jen. Satan wanted Lynne to know that it was not his fault their daughter turned out the way she did, and that Satan only likes his lesbians to look like supermodels, that was her doing and hers only. Lynne asked if she would end up in hell like the rest of the sodomites and lesbos, Satan reassured her by way of quiet comfort and a nod, then replied when she does come to hell, it will most definitely be not for being in love with another woman. " I think", Satan said "that it was the Universal law of helping the needy that she repeatedly breaks." "But those people are dirty and common!" Lynne shockingly replied. Satan chuckled and said , "Yes, but who helped them there?, Not me, so a few of you will have to join me, anyway how bad will it be for likeminded people to spend eternity together?" They Cheney's laughed and sighed it will be like a Republican convention that will go on forever and the Democrats will serve us in hell. "Yes", Satan replied, " they will because another universal law that the Dems break is when they watch horrendous crimes being committed they stand by and look away with blind eyes." weakness is servitude. Well the White House worked all night on ways to stir of up the Muslims to get them angry with the Jewish people and Dick Cheney had his best night of sleep ever.