I played hooky from work, "W" calls on Jesus once more

Yes it is true, I was to go into work tonight, they switched us from days to nights. I needed another day to get my sleep schedule right, yeah that's it. Actually I just plain assed didn't want to work today. I never miss work so this is a rarity, and why I got away with it. Anyhoo, if you worked with the guys I work with you would call in everyday. There is a guy, Mike Skinner, and his wife threw him out of the house for infidelity-drunkeness. Well one of the sparkys came in early in the morning and found this guy at the job site where he had been living all weekend. He was passed out on the floor in the middle of the room with a flashlight a couple of porn mags and half a bottle of Yukon. Now why the electrician did not turn him in is a wonder to me, it is new construction, and the building is unfinished but Skinner had to break in to spend his weekend of self debauchery there. Oh well, at least he did not shoot someone in the face with a shotgun and then tried to hide it for 24 hours. The only political news I have is that Jesus had intended to visit the White House today, I do not know if it was to spread cupids arrows to needy aides, or if it was to tell Bush it is O.K. to invade Syria next, if that was the case it is a good thing that Barbara Bush was there at the time and threw him out for being one of those left winged liberal dirty sandal wearin' hippies. I do not think she recognized Christ due to his dark complextion, she mistook him for a Katrina survivor. So secret services escorted him out and tore up his invitation signed by "W". Meanwhile Rove sat in during the appointment time and "W" was relieved to see that his holy master is actually ol Karl, except Jesus doesn't love "W" the way Karl does (with the love that dare not speak its name).