Cheneys' a drunk with a gun

24 hours it took for the news to get out about the shooting in Texas, or that is how long it took for the affects of the alchohol to wear off. The white house press core could not get a straight answer from Scotty boy. He was afraid to let the good folks know that a moment between two men in the most intimate situation went awry, what could have the 78 year old Whittington have said to the VP that sent him over the edge to shoot his face with bird shot? Cheneys' drunken thoughts were if "I can't have him, no one will!" Cheney remorseful, stayed by his beside in a Houston Hospital all night whispering stories of love and strength until the 78 year old lawyer came to. Whittington has forgiven Cheney, like most abused spouses Harry believes Dick won't hurt him again. Meanwhile the White House is still trying to figure out an accident for Abramoff that will not draw the suspicous eye of the White House press core. It looks like the poison prostitute is out of the question, a most devious plan to set up Abramoff with a lady of ill repute who would drop diathylmide into his Chivas. It looks like they are going for the Jane Mansfield op. Oh well that's all I have for now, but if I can bribe the press with more of those cool spongebob pens that light up so you can write in the dark , I am sure to attain more info, and yes I do know that doesn't is not spelled does'nt. (Iwas very tired this morning)